This. This right here. It is bringing so much back for me. And also reminding me how little support I got from my own mother. Things I had wanted to forget and move past. Fuck you, Trump.

And she speaks from experience. The way she knowingly talks about men being too close, making us uncomfortable. This woman, like all women, knows.

This whole election is a bad flight, and I need a barf bag.

Biff’s wife Kiki is a gas.

His page in his high school (St. George’s) yearbook. So very honorable.

I wish I had a camera focused solely on The Roots during that tongue bath.

Tough love doesn’t work on my 2nd grader. It sure won’t work on Florida Man.

I love how happy she is and how happy her little sister is for her. Even the cat is happy (for like 5 seconds).

In case you are on the coast, stay safe!

Yes, it can also be that. Bless your heart for reminding me! I live in New England now so I mostly just yell “Fahk you” at people.

Don’t forget Cheerwine and Duke’s mayonnaise.

It has many meanings in the South. It can be “She don’t know no better.” Or “I honestly care about you. You are going through a tough time.” Or “Go fuck yourself.” Depends. I’m from SC and use the first two instances way more often than the third.

My favorite moment during the debate was when Pence said to Kaine, “Do you not take deductions?” It’s the new “Do you even lift?”

That’s the coat someone wears after they murder you and are using a chainsaw to cut you into bite-size pizza.

She said she took it to for a diabetes scares, constant battles with the flu, and magnesium deficiencies. Throw everything at the wall, Maria, and see what sticks.

Just when I was getting my hearing back...

Same. I thought, “Oh, you’re using rape to establish characterization. How groundbreaking.”

My vagina is the perfect size. It’s your dick that’s too small.

Safin. Always Safin.