Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

It also makes my vagina look amazing. Rachel is a very good designer.

My favorite cocktail dress (the one that makes my fanny look amazing) is designed by her. So I forgive.

Seeing DIA on screen really reveals how dumb the plot is. Murtagh would have just killed Charlie already so he could go back to Scotland. Problem solved.

It’s realistic but they aren’t making it very good television. I’m so bored with this show.

That’s because in the books Claire did that crazy opium healing thing that made no sense, plus the grotto (in book 1). So when it came to DIA, Jamie was over his PTSD.

You sit criss-cross applesauce in front of your lover and make an attempt at water sports.

That scene in the brothel was 10 minutes long. Snooze. I want to love this show, but the pacing and editing is as bad as Jamie’s hair continuity.

#NotAllWhiteFetuses

“but I have spent my entire life fighting to defend the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.”

Got to look good, even on rain days.

I do this. It’s science.

The Today Show had former NBC exec and co-founder of Autism Speaks Bob Wright on the other day, and he was so mealy mouthed in saying that there is no “direct tie” between autism and vaccines. I was screaming at the TV, and of course, Matt Lauer did nothing to really challenge him.

Your kid wants to be Wonder Woman? My kid wants to be Anna Wintour.

Maybe they want more of a horse race after the conventions, and they know that the inevitable Hillary vs Trump will be a landslide for the Dems.

Can’t everyone fart on command? I mean, don’t try it at work or post-butt seks, but still...

I’ve read the books and she is good at mucking it up in print, too. She is not always that likable. She’s so very...Claire.

Well, yeah. He’s a raging dick. But can’t Claire be cool and sneaky, like ever?

Murtagh is Groundskeeper Willie. And I love him.

I kinda want him to come over and solve all my dry cleaning woes.