LuAnn’s mouth is ribbed for his pleasure. /layup

I care about the safety of women’s bodies! Especially their boobs!

What?! That is NOT the name of his band. Seriously?

Shapeless in a floral jumper. That’s our Britney!

She neither smokes nor wears pink and lime green fashions.

You are right about Patricia. She isn’t snarky in a fun way. She’s mean and classist.

But VPR has Schwartz!

I missed the last half hour, so you might be right. But I need at least one person per show to like, and I can’t find it on SC. I’m so thankful that Erika Jayne came along to get me back into RHOBH. She is a VISION.

And she is trying to have that affect that Patricia has, the slow, Southern drawl. But when Landon does it, she sounds like she went to get a cavity filled and the Novocaine hasn’t worn off.

Protesting at Occupy Wall St.

Southern Charm has so much potential, but it never measures up.

She did get new boobs out of the deal. So win?

The best is Jax taking James to task. “You can’t talk to women like that, bro!” Jax...the guy who told LaLa he wanted to eff her and then lied about it to his girlfriend’s face. Such respect for women! Also, Brittney (sp) is a dolt.

He’s not a human, right? He’s one of those aliens wearing a human body suit, right? (an orange human body suit)

Yes. Yes it is.

Y’all write too much about soccer and not enough about tennis.

Add a little balsamic vinegar to it. Trust me. Fixes “too sweet” lemonade right up.

Chuck blames it on her wearing high heels. Adorable.

Unless Au Fudge has skee ball...hard pass.

I Konmari’d my closets and drawers last weekend, and I am giving away 19 garbage bags full of clothes/shoes. I don’t know how in the hell I had all that stuff that did not give me joy.