The second JG left, that show got terrible.

Come on Gay Mafia. Do your thing.

Ugh. Those Capital One commercials with the baby talk. Every time I see them, I think, “I get why Benny-wenny weft her.”

I have never watched this (save clips on Jez). Is David Sedaris a regular guest?! Because I have been missing out!

Let’s bring back the WPA. The first project should be fixing the Flint water system.

Hillary Clinton bought a bunch of $700 La Perla bras with all that Goldman Sachs money. And now she is going to set them on fire! The nerve!

Every set of bones at the ‘henge belongs to a woman who tried to find her Jamie Fraser.

Lolita is like the “McDonald’s hot coffee” lady. So many people refer to them; so many people have no idea the actual story.

Jesus started the “walk on water” craze.

He includes a clip of Hillary dancing with Ellen and her DJ because why? Hillary likes gays and black people? It’s that basic (and gross), isn’t it?

I’m referring to Meredith Whitney.

I’m glad Tony and that Princeton (or Yale) professor got to be fully clothed.

When the avalanche started behind him, I was like, OF COURSE there is avalanche happening. How much worse could it get? When it didn’t engulf him, I felt cheated.

I thought Spotlight was great, and so was The Martian. Mad Max was amazing. I also really liked Sicario.

Ohhhh, she has a book about pirates. I’m in.

And when I say “bad,” I mean the myopic bumblers, too.

It’s not that some of the bad guys were white. It’s that the only time women and minorities were shown were as bad guys. And the use of “sexy” women to explain the financial rules was not necessary at all. The writers/filmmakers had a woman who could have been included with Gosling, Bale, etc. But she doesn’t even get…

I liked The Big Short, but I found it ridiculous that the only women in the film were idiots, bimbos, or a wife. The “good guys” were all white dudes. The “bad guys” were all minorities and/or women. And the best way to explain the Wall Street game was using Selena Gomez’s boobs?

I didn’t care one bit about any of the characters, and as soon as it was over, I thought, Meh. I don’t conflate gore and snow covered landscapes with interesting.

And just like that, I have “Things that Make You Go Hmmm” stuck in my head.