Perhaps he is clinically depressed and the idea of being “on” for a campaign is soul-crushing.

NO! I am going to cross-stitch that, frame it, and hang it in the corner. I am my own damn Etsy.

When my kid is acting out, I literally put baby in the corner.

But Herschel’s beard was so alluring!

Oh, I forgot about Desmond and Mr. Eko. So much eye candy on that island.

The show LOST proved to me I don’t have a type. I wanted to bone Sawyer, Sayid, Jin, Guyliner, and the dude who turned into the Smoke Monster at varying points during the show.

Me, too. I’ll never forget it. CUYAHOGA COUNTY!

Karl Rove describes the candidates as:

My daughter walked in a Columbus Day Parade on Monday with other girls from her elementary school. When the emcee announced them, he said joyfully, “I think I can spot the 3rd or 4th female president in that group!” Loved it.

I called Newport (RI) Toyota today to get some maintenance done on my car. When the guy answered, “Newpohhht Toyoterrrr, yeah?” I thought, “Bless Lil Rhody’s heart.”

Nah. IUD or go home.

You know what every Catholic school girl uniform has been missing? Ruby red slippers.

I must be a beast. I get a bikini wax every 4 weeks, and even that feels like too long between sessions.

That would cost money, and I love having the original hardware and solid wood doors my house came with (circa 1910).

Meconium. The first thing that comes out of them after they are born. It’s like ass tar.

All my bathrooms have pocket doors. And the regular doors, none lock (old house, glass knobs). I don’t know why I bother closing them.

My kid (age 6) sees me naked all the time. I don’t think it even registers with her anymore.

High five!

I’m in RI. The first mediator we had was awful, because she didn’t really mediate. She just let us argue. So we never went back. Then he and I sat down over several weeks to come to a general agreement before going back to a new mediator. We both hired the mediator to help us, and she was very fair to everyone. Having…

It’s good outcome for everyone. Everyone got something they wanted. I’m gonna be cash poor for a while as I’m buying the mister out of the house, but that’s the worst of it. The middle of it feels impossible, like it will never be over. And then one day, it’s done. The first thing I did when we came to an agreement?…