So now he gets to go home to a rented house full of animals. Lucky!

Wait. I thought Dean was HOSTING the show. He was on there as a cook??!

Two weeks in a row and no Tori Spelling news. Gutted.

My OB told me that in Europe, they leave the Mirena in for 7 years. It's just you get more breakthrough bleeding after 5. So I kept "forgetting" to schedule swapping mine out, keeping the first one in for 6.5 years. I barely spotted once a month towards the end.

I just had my second Mirena put in in January, and the string really chafed my man's peen something awful last time we were together. It softens up over time, so when I see him next week, I'm hoping it's a little better.

You just want tort reform so you can commit malpractice. (I kid, I kid)

Congratulations on your book. Just published! Book tour?

But do we ever find common ground anymore? I mean, really? It seems like common ground means liberals compromise. We have very few statesmen anymore, and politics have real world consequences. It's not just a philosophical discussion. I think it's nice to be "zen and not shit on everything" but at some point, it all…

American Medical Association Conference 2015: Get It Together, Dipshits!

I go to printing conferences, and it's bone city. Ink and paper gets people horny.

but some people do take a break from morals. It's due to the isolated conference atmosphere. If it were a conference of doctors or teachers I think the same things would happen.

If they had a Make A Wish foundation for 41 year old ladies who are sad about getting divorced, my wish would be to meet Barry Manilow and have him duet with me on "Islands in the Stream."

If Laura Kinsale wrote it, you should read it. Trust.

It's the FANCY hedgerow in front of the house. It's basically a sturdy bush that you cannot kill but also grows like a mofo in the summer.

I'm in for $50. And I'll even be in charge of trimming the privet. Trimming the privet is one of my favorite activities. This is not a euphemism.

I love that book. Dude with vertigo helps his lady get revenge against the religious sex cult that killed her family!

It's so very real.

I love that Fabio is on the cover of Flowers from the Storm. It's so incongruous, since it's a book about a stroke victim who is trying to woo a Quaker. That book is fantastic.

The Gaylord in Nashville is the worst because it is huge and there is so much walking and every route takes a meandering path through the indoor gardens. But they do have Minnie Pearl impersonators, so it's not all misery.

MoGlo, I'll be at that Gaylord next week. Please tell me there are coffee makers in the room.