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withOUT being total assholes.

Exactly. I watched Fashion Police this week and turned it off right before they got to covering the men because it was just so mean, with very little fashion. I was hoping to hear actual fashion commentary. E! needs to dump the whole crew and start "Fashion Police with Tom & Lorenzo" or maybe "The Michael Kors

You have to dip Wisconsin lobster in cheese curds instead of butter.

In the summer in New England, lobster is wicked cheap.

You know how Lorde says doing the red carpet just isn't worth it at her age? This is exactly why.

I'm Team Conner and Team Prout.

This is exactly why I hate the Today Show. They are even using a fucking puppy to fuel the thirst.

My abortion was epic but only because Michael Bay performed it.

My abortion cost $300. I was 19 and about 6 weeks along. My godmother dropped me off at the clinic with my college roommate (godmother went outlet shopping). I read magazines until they called me back, had the procedure, godmother picked us up, and then we all went to Applebee's. It was a relative non-event. I blew

My daughter just aged out of Carters :( They make the best, most durable clothes.

Thin Mints are great. Thin Mints out of the freezer are more greater.

Rudy: "He doesn't love you. And he doesn't love me. He wasn't brought up the way you were brought up and I was brought up through love of this country."

With Freedom, I kind of remember there being a dude in a band and the wife hooking up? That is it. Compare that with something like Cormac McCarthy's The Road in which I remember. Every. Agonizing. Scene. (Especially the bbq baby.)

The one in Warwick, RI, has a one beer limit. I WANTED to get drunk, but they wouldn't let me.

Stop bragging. Yes, we know you are 9001 Six Sigmaing the shit out of life, Ari.

That story is ISO certified for awesomeness.

It's seriously good. Trust. Lots of ribbing, for everyone's pleasure.

JFC. She didn't say he wasn't down with any anal play. She said he wasn't down with being pegged with a strap-on. Some ladies aren't down with a dick in their ass but do enjoy a finger or something smaller.

Perhaps you mis-read the comment I was replying to. It's the man who isn't interested. But maybe you are just genuinely asking, and I would say the easiest way for a dude to ease a woman into it is with a tongue followed by a finger.

The pleasure I got was from giving him pleasure. Same as when giving a beej. The strap that went between my legs kinds rubbed on my lady bits, but I barely noticed it.