But of course none of the people shouting about it actually give a shit, they’re just making sure everyone knows that they hate Hillary so much you guys.

Well, it’s part of being an attorney. She didn’t want the case, but she wanted to help someone out. Once she got in and accepted, then, she’s on the hook, whether she likes it or not. This is a part of our justice system. I’m not sure why you don’t understand this, but it really is.

This has been entirely debunked. She absolutely didn’t want to take the case. And she DIDN’T GET HIM EXONERATED. He went to jail. She plea bargained it down.

I AM UPSET

I have a lot of family in Arkansas and got married there a few years ago. My then fiance and I went down a week before our wedding and within just a few days we were teasing him about picking up the twang. Same with my Mom - who spent 14 years in Canada after marrying my Dad - she goes right back to talking like a…

Destiny’s Child was circa 2000. She was 18 circa 2000, which would make her 34 now. I DO NOT GET THIS CONSPIRACY.

this doesn’t surprise me, when I worked for a well known TV studio in the casting department my boss cast her in a pilot and if she actually was 19 at the time there’s no way she would have cast her-too green.

Actually that’s not at all what happened. From snopes:

“Defended an accused child rapist, then laughed about his lenient sentence.”

Literally came here to comment on that exact snippet. SIR. GET A LIFE.

I once got a press release — it was 2009, after the economy tanked — about a particular brand of divorce legal package for men.

That was also my favorite part, and your username is tops, so we’re best friends now, OK?

The only question now is what the tribal/stupid quote in illegible script ratio is for those tattoos he’s removing.

You guys, this dude’s profession is listed as “Erectile Dysfunction Expert.” Just so you know.

Peanut butter protein products are probably a significant part of his life.

He’s probably doing it as a platform to raise publicity for his forthcoming PUA how-to book and subscription-only website

Oh my god that whole list is ONE GUY?! Ughhhhh just buy a sex doll already, dude.

The number of people who haven’t actually read any of the court documents or the statement of the prosecuter, and yet STILL claim to know what went down (and are 100% wrong), is astounding - it’s a definite credit to Allen’s publicity machine.

Poor Katy has like the worst taste in men.

Also: May have been disabled so frequent food delivery may be something that is necessary.