Someone even wondered if he was so obese that he was immobile. Just because he orders from Domino’s regularly.

Not that I ever thought you wouldn’t be, but I find it so God-damned depressing how right you were.

*awaits all the comments suggesting that his medical issues were due to a lot of pizza*

Apparently Kirk Alexander suffered a stroke. Thankfully that’s one thing pizza doesn’t seem to cause.

It reminds me of those velvet burnout slip dresses the dELiA*s catalog sold around prom time in the 90s.

Ya, but that’s just a judge with access to testimony and evidence we don’t have; has that judge even seen all his cool movies?

You are gross.

ugh so disappointed in my girl blake.

Yeah.

SO. EARLY. I was a heavy child and always struggled with weight, and you would think it was this huge, fat cross my mom had to bear her whole life. I’ve never mentioned anything in front of my daughter about not liking my body or weight (which I don’t) and I’ve fully removed that from my vocabulary. We eat healthy…

These assholes are only cruising around these parts to harrass women. Just ban the fuckers. The ONLY goddamned reason they exist around these parts.

I think there is a time to discuss women’s issues and a time to discuss men’s issues.

But what about the mens......

I actually do see a need to compare and contrast. Because when you do that, men get the big piece of the pie, and that rubs me the wrong way. I certainly grant that individual people have all kinds of individual issues, but this false equivalency that I suspect you didn’t put a lot of thought into is probably not a…

I’m trying to imagine the corresponding article in Discovery Boys.

They were probably expecting to prove a huge point and snicker to themselves as the media world was set aflame and they became indie-Kardashians. The fact that it seems 90% of people were like, ‘hmmm....sounds fishy’ is pretty funny.

I felt like such a bitch yesterday for thinking this was a stunt.

Gonna take Minnie’s side here. Perelmutter’s name is spattered with land dispute lawsuits (which he’s lost), shady business filings, and an arrest for illegal sale of slot machines. Seems like a royal douche canoe and I would probably throw baby food bottle paint bombs at his house, too.

This is a fairly common Hispanic female name. You may not have noticed, but not everyone in the world, Eva Mendes included, is white and anglophone!

Drain. Your. Beans.