Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

Fans can expect the Bills baseball season to be over by the first week of October as well.

It was probably with the help of their new ace pitcher, Adam Widewright.

Marcell Dareus seen here beating out a bunt in the third inning.

Most people on the internet are in prison, right?

That's seriously childish.

I'll see your pedobear and raise you this shitty photoshop.

In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.

But you still paid for her abortion, right?

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nope. This is actually my co-workers dog, and this is her dog-sitter singing to him. Needless to say, she is mortified about this.

It's so obviously about a cat.

Mwahahahaha. You may be the only person who's ever uttered that line.

Amy K Nelson. Only a handful of people who can verbally bitch slap Skip Bayless on live tv. Man I miss the Cold Pizza days.

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.

I just have one question and one concern.