This is not necessarily an insult.

I am having a hard time believing that the National Football League is supporting institutional misogyny and the blatant sexualization of pie-eyed girls.

What's with the pigeon? It's like "Irreverence brought to you by people without humor"

Cheap beer + hydrocodone.....i've see it a million times before

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Douche Bags: Taking their aggression out on subordinates since The Dawn of Man.

Wait — there's a culture of homophobia amongst mid-level coaches in the NFL?

Totally weird. I was just thinking about how I hadn't seen Ben Vereen in a while but for that Fresh Prince clip.

Compared as a follow up to Deadspin' s year end expose on Manti T'eo in 2012, this particular piece seems to be lacking substa nce, significantly. At least until the show of the badger's cock.

Do you think, then, she's singing to a man in a leather gimp outfit?

The progression from beary bear to carebear.

This is not a song abotu a dog. this is a song about a cat. I can tell.

SantaCon used to mean something, Bro. Now it's just an excuse to get hammered. These guys don't know the joy of going up to a tike, handing them something that you found in the gutter (and couldn't quite see because drunk-vision) that you wrapped in the newspaper that you stole from the bum whose ass you kicked two…

Reminds me of another great Cool-as-a-cucumber operator

Chardonnay and Vicodin

"My smile always says: I'm trying to have fun, even though someone just farted."

"I've been a reanimated corpse for the last 5 years."

Watt? Ida Gno.

Funny, but neither has tits