The Spare Tire Strikes Back

What kind of idiot gambles in a cockfighting ring run by the Princess of the Gypsies?

Snow White and the Seven Cocks

Is Tom Ley related to Bob Ley?

All I see is: "A-Rod suspended for being a douche bag"

Jeopardy is unwavering and callous.

Looks like the Dodgers picked up an inconsequential catcher to catch their new inconsequential middle reliever in AAA.

Really impressive reach, I thought our female friend was mouthing his damn shoulders.

He owned the mistake. Let's move on.

Meh.

Agreed. There could have been a proposal in there somewhere, or intended, but Mikey Frankey was cutting off something more impromptu.

I canNOT believe Roy Firestone got this scoop before everyone else.

Not one of the usual suspects

Meanwhile,

Hey, Britain is a small island — Vickie's just concerned that if it was a girl, the taxpayers wouldn't want to support it.

I recently visited Pittsburgh, had my first Yuengling, and promised myself that it would be my beer of choice whenever I happened to be somewhere that it was on tap.

Clue #1

Ha!

If I had a dollar for every time I was sexually harassed at ESPN, I would be a millionaire.