In other news, who else thinks Emma Carmichael's a babe?

Well, he could still probably go to the next smaller market down to find work.

Where the hell was AJ Ellis? Catcher is supposed to stop a charging hitter's momentum.

I'm impressed with most of the seatings, although I think Nutsack deserves better than a 16.

I'm outraged beyond the point of seething rage! How can football — America's last family friendly TV show — be party to such sexual sexuality and graphic use of the word Fudge (only not "Fudge", but "FUCK").

Grinders are okay, but I prefer heroes. And Po' Boys.

In other news, Kirk Gibson has not eaten since the D-Backs were officially eliminated from the NL West title in September, saying that food is a luxury for winners and that if he doesn't win, he doesn't eat. He;s been sustaining himself on sugar water injections and daily doses of staring directly into the Arizona…

Ole Miss? Really?

Well, there's no rules about not reporting on things. And besides, everyone wasn't reporting on steroids, so they had to keep competitive. Besides that, we don't want to keep looking back, we want to look forward.

It'd true, Lori needs to be eaten.

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

Remember Michael Jackson's "Jam" (featuring Heavy D)?

Is this the Eastern Hemisphere or the Western Hemisphere? (the Western Hemisphere is the best hemisphere)

agreed

Pronounced Mee'spa'chay — it is a Tomato-based Russian soup filled with kale, tofu, and chunks of tomato

Wait, why turn a puppet into CG? Just vacuum the damn puppet's fur!

Wait, why turn a puppet into CG? Just vacuum the damn puppet's fur!

There can only be one live-action He-Man

Buyt they did have Scottish accents, right? RIGHT?

Was there a press screening? That's usually where you can judge the quaity of the film that will be released. Examples of movies without Press Screenings: