Cohaagen — the extra "A" is more menacing

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Most true hispters have left the subculture of hipsterism and have joined the new subculture of Kewlsies ....

Ugh. I blame Steam Punk.

True story:

gay porn = emergency meeting

Well done, sir.

I always thought the face huggers looked like vaginas, but they acted like penises. #JustSayin

Oh, and I guess I should also be the one to point out that Luke probably didn't kill Vader at all — maybe, but not really. Vader suffered critical wounds from Palpatine's Electric Hands Sith Lord Attack thingy — I suppose it could be argued that taking off Vader's mask was the equivalent of pulling the plug.

Man crush on jack Burton

Thank you

re: ROTJ/ESB I'm glad you said it because I didn't feel like Geek Hulking Out

Unfortunately, it'll cost $15 for a ferry ride to the most beautiful dog park in California.

Papa Bear can't deal with reconciling the hope for a flooded SF with the denial of Global Warming.

Lost forever

Mac = MacDonalds — Me = America's slow death from diabetes; the & = singing and dancing

Personally, end of the world, zombie apoc — I'm not sticking around with the dude who still has his wife, kid, and is even knocking people up. Everyone is dying who doesn't have the last name of Grimes. The most sensible effin character is Laurie.

Doesn't matter what he is anymore.

Ha

Ogre, you asshole