That's because the UK has made handgun ownership almost entirely illegal — including police.

You see, now this is a tip on avoiding procrastination:

GODDAMMIT, LIFEHACKER!

Ha! Those crazy old milleniumers.

Need a link to the five second spot that annouced the teaser for the trailer.

I didn't know Lizzie Borden liked the ladies.

Indie queen Scarlett Johansson's boobie pics are still the most tasteful and artisitcally concieved.

I particularly like the fat yellow leotard person.

I'm just hoping that the bikini pics on facebook will be worth it.

I must say that I find myself reading Lifehacker now just to see what kind of useless information they've decided to put up today.

I like William Castle.

I like when you can see the naked wife. Not exactly sure how she was displayed because I saw it once, went, "Huh, that was that," and never thought about it again until this article, but I do know that I saw a naked lady, and that she looked like a real naked lady rather than a gussied up Hollywood naked lady.

This is the best article about sloths I've ever read.

ruh-ruh-Rock n' -ruh-rock n' ruh-roll!

io9, you just inspired a very interesting 15 minute conversation in my office. Well done.

I was wondering what the hell this was also.

Agreed.

Ouija board back tat doesn't look as swift with the back zits.

Am I the only one disappointed that the movements are not so crisp? It's just hitting a button and ther legs twitch, kinda hoping for something like the WB frog — only, you know, tongue out and eyes rolled back.

I missed it, having gone upstairs to put away freshly cleaned laundry whilst my wife was downstairs watching. When I came back, it was just wrapping up, my wife's jaw was on the floor and some woman was walking into a red jewelery box.