What do I care about Earth? I live in America.

Jesus is my favorite zombie because I get presents to celebrate his birth and candy to celebrate his reanimation.

That version of The Lorax is so fantastic. I saw it before I read the book. Even today when I think about being all eco-y, I have images of the first animated Lorax.

Didn't I already read this article?

I admire your rainy day hot tubbing gusto — however, hot tubbing on water is verrrry different from hot tubbing on dry land. There's waves, currents, eddies, giant Pugest Sound Octopi .... and thousands and thousands of rabid salmon. All of which are riled and enhanced by heavy NW wind and rain.

I am ...... now.

Sadly, we may never know.

So, what? We just discovered these creepy little crawlies and now we're already holding their females hands whilst they bend over int he hot tub at the alternative birthing centers?

In Seattle, you can literally dip your lower half in the Sound and piss. For, you see, the Puget Sound is part of the ocean, and the ocean is too big to soil.

Hot tub boating season in Seattle = 4 days at the end of JUly and a couple of scattered days at the end of August.

They don't ALL have one eye.

Makes me not want to eat sausage anymore.

Great tips Lifehacker:

Do we realy need Bill Murray to get a decent feel for how good this movie will be? Did anyone actually see Ghostbusters 2? It was like someone pooped on top of the Statue of Liberty and hung a banner behind the poop that said:

I wish August was still called Sextilis, for, you see, my birthday would be the first of Sixtilis — the sexy month.

Agreed. I own an Atrix 2 and I am completely satisfied.

I will not rest until I realize my forefathers and six mothers visions of Gigantic AMERICAN Mosquitos on the South Pole!

Ugh, everytime I hear Newt say AAAAAAA-firmative, I want the dog alien to pop out of the vents and eat her.

Let's not forget the Wirter's strike that gave networks the impetous to cancel traditional bradcasts creations.

I agree with your disgust and your bashing of James Cameron, but, unfortunately, there's not much extrapolation from Alien to work with, and by the time Wynona Ryder got shot, all movies were part of the canon.