The second most important thing is that Jon Daly has been routinely collapsing on the course since the mid-nineties.

The most important thing we can take from this story is that the seediest strip club in Myrtle Beach is called Heaven.

When my brother and I were little, we did “gymnastics” at this local place in town. Really, it was just us rolling around on the mats, hanging on the bars, and climbing through tunnels. It was recreational fun. My parents were happy to have us out of their hair for an hour or so.

Don’t worry, he’s behind parallel bars now.

lmao i bet dom grady at patriots dot com is in there because folks..;. hes a cheater!!1!

Looks in rearview: “Son, why do you-....why do, why do you have all your pads on already?”

I’m just gonna say what everyone is thinking: pizza tastes good.

No big deal here. Bryant is not the first person in Dallas to lose their mind from some well-aimed shots.

oh for christs sake

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

Oh first a guy named Deez Nuts runs for President and now Jason and Cool Stuff are out on the court flaunting the recent Supreme Court decision? Where will it end?

“I don’t know why he needs to keep going behind the back like this.”

Dear God, I am thrilled and humbled that you took time to answer me, but this is not what I meant when I prayed for bigger hands.

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

Turns out, not reimbursing a rookie linebacker for travel expenses can also bring realignment.

Typical comment section ruined by lawyers.

“What a catch! The Yankees have to be thrilled with that! The heart of their order is due up next in the bottom of the... Ah, shit. That big kid with the Mongoose with the pegs on it is back, we gotta scatter.”

You’re forgetting they gave us Doug Exeter.

Assholes. Now Geno’s got to hunt around northern New Jersey looking for a giant ATM.