This sketch artist is unreal

The idiots on this website! He broke his jaw. His feet are fine.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

“What kind of safe sex manual doesn’t mention waiting until the lasagna cools enough that you don’t burn your cock?”

Fascinating!

Brief follow up question: You know a hot dog on a bun is technically a sandwich, right?

Hello Molly. I assume you've had a few Dodger Dogs in your lifetime. My question: do you consider a hot dog on a bun to be a sandwich?

BRISCOE: “Looks like the Cardinals just got caught red-handed.”

Another grounds crew had a similar problem tucking in most of the infield when putting Chris Christie in a baseball uniform.

Whoever is in charge of naming these college post season football games is getting really lazy.

Tom Servo: “Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest! But I’m *not* an alien!”

That’s too bad. The Olympic committee had already earmarked a decrepit old fishing boat for the Chechen delegations sleeping quarters.

Have you seen how fast they run?

You’re right, it would’ve been much funnier if I’d killed a baby.

They should create teams, heck maybe even a whole league, of underage kids doing this and competing against each other. They could call it “The association of underage kids competing against each other.”

The last time a red box went down that hard was when Dwight Howard couldn’t find a copy of The Little Mermaid.

#OllieLivesMatter

“I would pick Dwight Howard for my farting stive.”

That’s badass.