more like a card hobby, imo

yes. hockey.

Crosby is the GOAT. ovechkin, forgotten with a decade. 

*Tom Wilson comes flying over the glass to blindside the puppy*

well well well look what the cat dragged in

you are not.

oh, it serves a much greater purpose imo. as a slave to dingo den!

*pft commenter voice* the only type of retiring I like to see twins doing together is retiring to my bedroom with me

goddamn i love phil so much.

more like a roo-ful laugh about it, amirite?

not me

me.

people are gonna be pissed when they find out he invented a drug that extends life by about 200 years.

Is it: when’s the draft?

bring back AJ

Don’t steal a base when you’re up big late, don’t bunt to break up a no-hitter, don’t film players in the shower...JEESH! With so many unwritten rules, how can you expect everyone to follow them all???

He should show up, not say a word, and just fucken ollie off the other owners faces. Take that bitches

he’s al qaeda

I sure hope they let Blessed2Comment out of his retirement home for this

Captain #1 imo