Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Today, friends, is the day that duck falls

He would have lasted longer if he was thinking about baseball.

I was the host of the 1980's American television show, Card Sharps.

Poker is a card game. 

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.”

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Lotta gray area here. 

I get that it’s ALL wrong and TWO wrongs don’t make a right...But I’m also a petty bitch and it’s why I don’t feel too bad when stuff like this happens to Burfict.

You don’t speak for all veterans. Veterans do not get to decide what the flag/anthem mean to the citizens of this country.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

I gotta say, respect to the Madden curse for really upping its fucking game. No resting on laurels there. 

Michael’s “oh wait, you’re serious” moment is prime Ted Danson.

I also love the timing; this happened just a couple of days after The Good Place, after two years of Jaguars/Bortles shots, joked that the Jaguars being good were a canonical result of a character messing with the timeline last year. 

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

Truly a glitch. Seattle always passes from the one-yard line.

You!

Tragic. One wonders if this situation could’ve been avoided if Uber cars were more readily identifiable, perhaps all painted and designed in a specific uniform pattern, their drivers also unionized and licensed specifically to insure a certain degree of safety to both the passenger and driver alike. These driver’s…

Another tragic example of what happens when you attempt to drunk Uber instead of drive.

What are you talking about? Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco have done a cycle in the same game multiple times.