He fought nail for that award.

+1 pearl necklace

Another example of “rush to publish journalism.” The video and the photos prove that the banner might exist, but this story is completely lacking the money shot.

Still not as offensive as Germany’s ‘Shit On The Chests Of Our Girls!’

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

You know what they say about Deadspin comments...

Not surprising. Frankly, I’ve been unsatisfied with the way this entire news story has been covered. In an effort to be “first,” something very obvious has been staring the media right in the proverbial face all along. “Balls” is a slang term for male testicles!

I see. You’re one of those. I’ve known people like you, Billy, using other people’s eyes to see things, leaving them red and painful while your own stay bright and clear. And then, when you finally use your own you’re all, “I saw it with my own two eyes!”, like we’re supposed to be impressed that you finally used them…

After reading this, my very advanced 5-year old won’t stop saying the motherfucker-word and now my child’s childhood has been ruined even worse than when her mom wouldn’t let her play with a yo-yo because yo-yos are a sex metaphor and her mother was revolted by the sight of them and also me and that’s why she left us…

“It’s like when you’re in high school and you don’t get invited to the party, it makes you feel bad,” Romo said.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

The last time someone was this confused with arms in Oakland, he shot Oscar Grant.

“Dad?”

Entourage is awful, and it only appeals to a distinct sector of meatheads and falldowns.
It’s like the Tom Ley of screen.

Its certainly a better scoring line than their tired, old worn-out go to: “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.”

If you go to this Dunkin Donuts, beware of the donut that might have crabs. They are very catching. I mean, I didn’t even eat anything there or set foot within a mile of the place, and I got them.

Autocorrect mistakes can happen to anyone. Just the other day, I texted Dingo Den “Thanks for TE best sex I’ve ever had. Same time tomorrow?” Boy was my face red!

Lord knows, he can’t change.

Knock knock.

Manziel will fit in well, as most of his neighbors are also at the tail-end of their careers