Oh man, I wish I had this gif. This reminds me of this great episode of The Simpsons. Wait, wait, maybe it was South Park. Hold on a minute, I think it was Family Guy . . . orrrr Archer? Well, either way, there's this great plot twist in the episode where one of the characters gets a paper route, and damn it was so…

So I tried this thing out, and... um... what kind of submissions do you guys take to the tips@deadspin.com address?

good luck! I'm not Erg but I always liked this:

...the nerve to try and task my wife to help fix this abortion

Well that's your problem in the first place. Swim teams don't run.

FICO also has a ceremony planned in which they'll retire Iverson's credit score and raise his 300 to the rafters.

"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."

hey got say between u guys and nick foles youve got some hard hat type players on the birds folks. What do u think of this picture i made i call it "Riley Cyrus" its not leting me post it here but try this- riley cyrus

Are there any teams that have reputations for being bad locker rooms?

I feel like our relationship just moved in a whole new direction.

I just want you to hold me.

Jason Kelce

Mr Barwin does peter king pay u when u write for him or is the reward just kindve having some fun on your own?

Who's your favorite beard in the NFL? Aren't you happy that beards are going out of style? It's a victory for sports that Michael Sam can be open about his sexuality, don't you think?

Question for Mr. Kelce: Do you like movies?

How far can you punt a football?

Looking forward to Marchman's upcoming rankings listing this as the most important vote in baseball.

Andrew McCutchen caught up to whatever person he was against (out of Seattle, maybe?) and then went up by 5% or so in the last few minutes, in the first round. MLB then declared the Seattle guy the winner and used a screencap of the votes from an hour before the voting closed. I bitched about it on twitter, but got…

"The save was just a bonus. Really, I'm just glad he didn't tread on me."