Nah, the dirt still tastes better.

Little Known Fact: John Bonham was playing Moby Dick this one time and was bored, so he started playing with only one hand, and with his other hand he invented Grape-Nuts.

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

Golf Instructor: "Okay Sydney, afters years of sacrifice and practice, on a good day, you may end up seeing a red card."

Sometimes when you work on something so very much, muscle memory just takes over. That's my explanation for why she fell.

I hope someone eventually told Katie what it said. #bamaprobs

Chid loves the Moutain Goats. Chid loves you, too.

Hank's new nickname is "Sandwich"

Ya boy's in trouble.

/fixed