Can one of you write us a poem?

the question isn’t What is wrong with you? The question is What is right with you?

Dwight Stone

His parents are now really regretting giving him the middle name of Onlyneededalittlebit

no chid, you damnable moron, big poops come from *sir mix a lot voice* big butts and i cannot lie!

but this begs the question: Where does teh big poop come from?

now i’m really sad i didn’t start with *mark madden voice*

HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED PITTSBURGH SPORTS FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS???? antonio brown, leveon bell are undeniably elegant. lets go with lynn swann if you want to talk old days. and crosby doesn’t complain to refs or other ppl any more. wtf

Now that is some interesting concussion prevention equipment you have on your head...oh, sorry.

you want to know about pressure, i’ll tell you about pressure man. try being the guy responsible for making donald trump that shade of orange. it’s a full time job of making sure he overeats the right amount of carrots and tomatoes — no spray tan shit or I’ll get the old famous “Your Fired!” line. Every morning he…

you want to know about pressure, i’ll tell you about pressure man. try being the guy responsible for making donald…

can’t believe Doug Exeter let in two goals against these guys

I’m just glad Tony LaRussa’s not alive to see this.

Please let him have been hired as Pitt’s basketball coach

I don’t get why this guy is so universally reviled. I mean, working for CBS sports isn’t THAT bad.

Yellow Rose: The Kyosuke Takagi Story

what does this have to do with blackjack? just thinking out loud here, but black jack would be a great name for a batman villain. probably couldn’t make him an african american though, because that would be racist. but just like a mechanic or something who dressed in black and did crimes with a suped-up jack hammer or…

WHATS UP DUAN!!!>??!

i’d prefer to macraless, tyvm

also you smell bad. not even the maple syrup can mask your’e stench

chris christie grades all maple syrup on a scale of 1-2 slurps, depending on how many slurps it takes him to finish a bottle, on account of him being a fat slob.