It's okay, Pitt football doesn't remember when it used to be good either.

+1

[Sidney Crosby holding a sign that says 'Where is Sidney Crosby?']

Genetics professor Sara McKenna rushes up to grab a sample. "Mwahahahaha! NOW I SHALL CLONE HUNDREDS OF YOU MY LOVE!"

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, sh... hey, where'd you go!?!

God, I'd hate to hear what Burneko thinks about me sharing the doggie of the month award between my three lovelies this month.

It's exactly like throwing a ball, take 53.

This will also improve the stadium experience, as there will be less time for inane things like sausage races and the kiss cam to distract fans from staring at their phones.

"A side-armer you say? Back in my day, we used to throw overhand like real men!"

Perfect for crapping all over the field, just like his team!

Whight privledge probably

Probably idiots that would put Milk and Honey Original Café Mix on top of a list of cereal rankings.

In Euorop the BIG FAT JERK hall of fame is called Greece

And it's still less than the window my Time Warner Cable technician gave me for when he'd show up to repair my cable!!!11!!

This brings new meaning to the phrase 'getting an early start on the off-season'

The mumps can sure make you do the darnedest things

Sidney Crosby: That's what's wrong with me too, right doc?

what i'm saying is that Ben has a gray penis and he would have been photographed with Bieber pantless or something.

Roethlisberger didn't meet with Bieber because then there would have been WAY too much gray in that picture.