Still better than "Rude" by Magic!

When pressed for comment, one of the members of the team, a beefy red-headed boy, raised his hands in the air and shouted "Oh, Doylestown Rules!"

+1

More like Hang on, shoot me
because I can't un-see this.

Good for Ryan. Now he can finally put his talents to good use watching other players pass right by him at the security check-in.

was gonna write för länge/läste inte

dammit, I thought this was a greg post

a-yup. thanks Deadspin!

just testing to see if I'm still banned

well now I feel really bad for asking Joseph Randle for some cologne on twitter.

Busch

ebola virus 1: [sigh]
ebola virus 2: what's wrong?
ebola virus 1: sometimes, sometimes it's just too easy, you know?
ebola virus 2: I hear ya. Say, I've got an idea! [Calls over all the other ebola viruses] Alright guys, $10 to the one of you who can come up with the most creative way to get us a foothold in Cleveland.

Listen, I know you think these people are A-holes for wearing a shirt in tribute to questionable character, but it's just as bad in San Francisco — people there have been wearing Barry Bonds shirts for years.

Jeesh, Najeh Davenport didn't get suspended for even one game for the same offence.

tr/dr

+1

#TerrorTeens

As if South by Southwest wasn't a loud enough cry for help.

Great, thanks for bringing this story undue attention barry. had you not reported this sour news, we would be none the Berliner Weißer

RIP Joan Rivers