+1

Well, maybe Riley doesn't want to fight EVERY one...

+1

Pete Carroll denies that there was excessive contact during his practice ... or during the staging of those plane crashes.

JS: "You're going to pass Roberto Clemente for sure"

I'm just glad a story about ESPN and showering doesn't involve 'praise' and 'on Tim Tebow.'

Because the game was between two Christian schools and both teams were praying so hard, Jesus wasn't sure which team to pull for.

Jesus Ian, it says Cannondale, not Cannonball.

wow +1

Everybody laughed when the team captain nicknamed him malaysian airlines flight 370, but who's laughing now?

The Cubs groundskeepers could have sure used the Invisible Hand of the Free Market to help them unroll that tarp.

Todd Haley once went to Antiques Roadshow to get his velvet picture of Tawney Kitaen appraised.

Too bad this doesn't translate well to the NFL. I mean, Najeh Davenport never really panned ou, what? oh, defector.

Todd Haley once got busy in a Burger King bathroom — designing yet another ineffective counter trap running play.

I twisted my ankle at Air Force and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

What's more amazing is he's sitting right next to that Cracker, Jack.

Neither can my grandma. And by net, I mean the internet.

Yeah, I'm not a nut!

Poor guy. He probably thought all those weird tweets were from some abusive Welsh Man U fan tweeting phonetically, when all along it was just Peter Gammons.

This is setting up to be the worst Joe versus the Volcano remake ever.