You would think his nickname "toonies" came from this surgery, but in reality, it was derived by a Bluejays scout evaluating him — as in, he's not worth a toonie.

Hook em (Price is Right) Horns!

+1?

Good to see Gammons making sense of this whole Ferguson situation.

If they really wanted to de-incentivize tanking, teams should just let the ice melt and turn this into a naval battle.

your joke reminds me of that CSNY song: Helplessly Hoping.

I'm just thrilled to see that Dressage is no longer considered a "fringe" sport. Huzzah!

WATCH OUT! THEY HAVE STICKS!

"She has alternatively blamed her ankle and claimed she was healthy enough to race in the Derby, but Kristen Schaal is the classic case of a gal who seemed to actively hate doing the thing she was best at"

I suffered an injury as a child that took away my ability to feel surprise. Consider yourself #blessed.

and see here I was thinking it's what you did when the delivery guy forgot your General Tso's, again

Yep. All is right with the world. back to twitter, the egalitarian utopia

Am I gray?

smh at samer. his acrostic doesn't even spell anything.

+1

Hockey players are tough - it will take more than breaking a hockey stick over her head to keep her down. Like possibly an anti-aircraft missile. Anybody have one of those?

In Soviet Russia, stick breaks you.

Do Not Challenge This Lady To A Game Of Musical Chairs

seriously. I mean, have you met Samuel Eto'o-face?

More like because he was Ikeable, amirite?