lynn hoppes told me

a douche is a shower of water.

Pittsburgh —> Bay Area —> LA.

I'm bad at commenting today. sorry.

Fine then: In you're opinion, why is a Primanti's sandwich so much better than a cheesesteak sandwich?

Look, nobody will argue that these are some of the country's worst fan bases and that these fan bases are all coming together in this new stadium, and that the vast majority of the country could not care less, and that it will be a toss-up if more people attend this game or watch it on TV, or that there will not be a…

Why is a Primanti's sandwich so much better than a cheesesteak sandwich?

I know all baseball players look alike to Red Sox fans, but that was NOT Tony La Russa.

Hey man, the pennant race can do crazy things to your judgement.

Really, the joke would only work if the team's name was "Loyals" and the shirt said "Royars," but please don't think about it too much and keep clicking that little star icon.

A joke? could you use the word in a sentence? what is the language of origin? okay, here goes: J-O-K-E

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

Palmer? I barely kno..
[whistle blows]
No I said palm IT. you palmed it — the basketball. That's a traveling violation...just kidding, this is the NBA! carry on.

Here's hoping he has more luck than Captain Ahab.

You gotta spend money to make money!

If this kid turns out to be the real deal, this will have been one hell of a discount double check.

Oh man, the Bills fans are gonna get there comeuppance during Bon Jovi's next show there. He's totally gonna sing:
"I'm a Giants fan, on a steel horse wide right"

Oh sure, they SAY they stand with Russia now, but wait until a defender gets within a few yards of them.

Well, I hope the doc at least bought him some peanuts and Cracker Jack.

Give Chester a break. He won three races in a row. If he wants to sit one out, that's his pierogitive.