Eins, zwei, drei — no I said drei! drei! not dive!

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and a guy in a Darth Vader costume! Hey-O!

These Tuesday Night Fights videos have really gone downhill.

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Hey everybody, Jason objected to my americanized spelling of the french euphemism for buttocks, so I changed it. So don't give him a hard time is what I'm saying.

there, you happy?

One time me and the old lady were kicking it at the beach. A hot little number walked by and my head couldn't help but follow the trajectory of her derrière. Next thing you know my wife starts cussing me out and we get into it. I mean, boy, do we get into it. At one point, my drink — a mai tai with a 151 floater —…

well, if the heartbreaking interview didn't kill him, surely playing in the NBA wouldn't either.

Creed's favorite DS writer is Tom Ley?

wow, they certainly didn't receive a warm welcome. go figure.

poor browns...

that fly had it coming

Oh geez, Lee Majors is gonna be so mad he didn't have that fart button installed in his ear first.

I'm gonna be so sad when this all falls apart after Ballmer hires Jim Isray as the delivery man.

ooohhh, the deuce. I get it!

Gary Borque isn't just an old man who doesn't want kids on his lawn, he's an old man that does something about it. But leaving their hats on is a little over the top, imo.

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Gary Borque isn't just an old man who doesn't want kids on his lawn, he's an old man that does something about it. But leaving their hats on is a little over the top, imo.