I want to take...your...face...off...but...there's...so...damn...much...of...it...I...don't...know...where...to...start.

too bad there were only 6 brewskis in that bucket instead of 7, because I really like my 8 balls.

"Sometimes in life, you just have to let go." -Owen Hart

"Sometimes in life, you gotta go to the bathroom." -Ben Roethlisberger

"Sometimes in life, you get stabbing pains in your sides. That's probably just cramps from lack of potassium." - Ray Lewis

once upon a time, there were rules. and the good people playing followed those rules. and if they didn't, a proverbial whistle was blown, and that player was removed for a period of time, or sometimes just issued a warning. oh, those were halcyon days indeed. but, in their wisdom, those in charge of the game decided…

Alls I know is I caught the crap fair and square. Nobody's taking my new dolly away from me.

Well, he's right about one thing:

And this is why he keeps trying to sign with teams that have no chance of winning the Super bowl.

Jungle bird, please listen
You don't know what you're missing.
Jungle bird, The world is at ... ah, who am I kidding, you're not missing anything.

+1

It's all a big misunderstanding. Dylan is Pennsylvania Dutch and he just HAD to indulge in all those pitches the day before baseball Lent.

I'm pretty sure he also killed Laci Peterson

Whose dick do I have to lick peanut butter off of around here to get these treats just placed in a fucking dish already?

Talk about burying the lead! Who is the MVP and why did Durant roll to him?

With the upcoming move to San Francisco, they needed a coach more befitting of their new clientele.

I once tried cutting my hot dog sandwich into fancy triangles but then I realized I didn't have a sandwich.

I could do that too if I had helicopter parents. You know, parents who were in a helicopter and caught the ball and held it for a bit while I ran to the other side of the field and threw the ball to me. Stupid rich Texans.

I'd be very wary of this research. Chinese research groups are under incredible stress to publish and have a high rate of retraction. For instance, a couple of years back, this same group produced research suggesting that the player that chose green won most often, which was widely denounced by American research…

this reminds me of the time when I didn't care about fans of two teams fighting each other.