Thanks for showing us what Sidney Crosby now sees when he looks at the Penguins emblem.

A similar tragedy occurred when an innocent naked woman was being photographed playing with her favorite model airplane.

Who is your favorite Stinky Dad?

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The Lightning better be careful they don't get charged with aggravated assault for this egregious heart attack.

With the new "enable dialog" kinja format, are you...encouraged? ... forced? to interact with the commenters more? Do you have quotas?

Once again, I'll point out that the original factory in rosemead is still operational and putting out plenty of the spicy goodness. STAY CALM AND EAT SRIRACHA

Love me some three dog night. Never been to spain one of my all time faves. I'm guessing theyre overlooked because they didn't write many (most) of their big hits?

I, for one, blame the groundskeepers who keep cutting the fields into stereograms with hidden pictures of the Malaysian Airlines plane. Poor fans are just trying to help but when they get onto the field and can't even find it. It's a matter of perspective, really.

Sherman's at it again.

Too bad the other guy with a bowl full of jelly only left the Mets a lump of coal in their stocking this year. aaaaaannnnd maybe that wasn't actually coal.

Team David Caruso fighter
[picks up unconscious opponent, stuffs him in tire barrel]

So the harry chapin line "the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon" was really referring to a helicopter parent of a lacrosse player? Huh, who knew?

Poor Steve Masiello. He tried and tried to explain the situation to the unusually dense folks at Manhattan. He kept telling them he was only a couple of credits away from completing his degree, but they didn't want to listen. Still, he kept trying and trying until he was completely exjasperated.

Doctor: This is a shot that takes you back in time so rubdirtinit can make a funny comment on a caption contest.

That is clearly photo-shopped. That picture was taken on the ledge of a cliff.

Lynn Hoppes: My Story

Stay out of gray areas