cheers to Tom for the most appropriate response ever to the person trying to put a happy face on atrocity

These are fantastic for the road trips to Cincinnati. So as to not to offend the locals, they can wear these shirts and be all like, 'yeah, we ate that shit, you happy?'

I've heard of AA, AAA, C, D, and all those weird round batteries, but never MRSA.

C'mon folks, we all know where the name came from. Baleen whales are gray. Baylee is just the feminine version of the name.

I think he should've used some of his power-ups on shielding instead of a flame-thrower.

While, Scully finally met someone who moves as slowly as his stories progress

I mean, unless of course it's not based on historical data, and only on data from this year's games, in which case, it could make sense. He's done a couple years of these — pretty accurate.

What does Nate Silver know? nothing. he's dumb. He's probably never even thrown a cell phone at a door. Ed is way better.

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I love Taxi Tuesdays. way better than Motorcar Mondays, Wagon Wednesdays or Rickshaw Thursdays.

Whereas Tom Brady has to settle for just a hug after his fights.

Thanks for the link to the preview of the next kinja iteration. I'm excited!

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Hugh G. Swellingcock III: Muffy dear, I think we should really consider buying an island.
Muffy: What a marvelous idea! Which island did you have in mind?
Hugh G. Swellingcock III: I've been hearing a good deal about this 'Revis' island. Very old money. What do you think Muffy dear?
Muffy: What a ridiculous name!
Hugh G.…

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That's what I call a 5-tool player. Fork, spoon, butter knife, steak knife, another fork (not salad).

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That's a fabulous tribute to his personal hero, Benjamin Netheadyahu.

Should've used tbh instead of let's be honest, tbh. also couldve used a no offence.