Hi Steve. In the spirit of comebacks:

There goes my Jeremy Schaap is a vampire theory. Hope I have better luck with my next hunch, Narcissus.

Too bad there's not 8 of them, or it'd be the purrfect Russian villain.

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You'd think they could at least afford Santa and elf costumes for them. Boy, those kids are gonna be really disappointed.

nah man, he looks like this tall chinese guy I know. his name is ed.

Sounds just like my wedding, except the pace car was a groomsman, and the fire was herpes. Goddamn whore of a wife.

thanks for pulling me outta the gray erg

any late nighters with recs for cool places in dallas? find myself there for the first time this weekend.

Wow, what an opportunity for his back-up, hispanic star Nalgas El Segundo.

Hey Andrey, did you know that the fried pastry known as a cruller comes from the 19th century Dutch word krullen, meaning "to curl?" You're a 19th century Dutch Scholar!?! Dick. I hope you eat it.

Sorry, rock and broom not included.

The photo shoot became less cute and more sadistic as the photographer just stood there and watched as Kenworthy suffocated in an exponentially expanding pile of puppies.

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I hate you. +1

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I was disappointed the unzip didn't reveal the end of the question asked by her shirt.

He might have broken Browne down, but at least Mason is qualified to build him back up.

I WAS RIGHT!