Guy: Says here the Joker got away. Why don't you go after him in the Batmobile?

Oh, I see. In KC it's clever, but if it was in sochi, deadspin would have had like 6 stories about how it they couldn't even get the tarp all the way over the unfinished structure.

Batman: Ha! I can piss without using my hands!

I'll take the holes on the left and middle, can you kill any rats that come out of the hole on the right?

Joke's on the Panthers front office. Florida only sells $3 scratch-off tickets, so there's no way to get to $10.

+1

Well, when a daddy snowman loves a mommy snowman very much...

I hear it's the same company building the hotels for the Olympic Village. They were short on material for the roofs.

Anybody have any questions for Coach?

If we're claiming useless make-believe titles, I call dibs on 2012 COTY.

+ Yikes!

Quick, somebody save that guy before KISS drags him into that RV and does horrible, unimaginable things to him. Oh wait, it's Gary Bettman? Carry on.

I pull the opposite trick on my wife all the time. She hates it, but I love me some pink bedsheets.

Maybe they should re-name the team the "Whoooosh"

+1

any change of opinion after the end of this one? It started off meh, but got pretty good. I really want afc vs nfc though, so I can more easily pick a team.

Guys, I know who Chid is now: it's gosder cherilus! The evidence is at 2:09

Knock knock

Stick to morphs.

"No means No"