Well, he is already familiar with the staph.

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These results are bogus. The only way Bonds will be a +1 in Pittsburgh is when he is my date to his surprise funeral.

Yeah, if the NFL is gonna eliminate anything from the game, it should be those silly celebrations.

Sherman steps to Crabtree is still less inflammatory than Sherman steps to Atlanta.

Stick to not commenting on sports.

local favorite. saw them well over 50x. I realize they're not the best, but they're the best live band in my book.

How much more do you have to pay to have the pockets pre-stuffed with red challenge flags?

An 8-year old is still better than Matt Millen making decisions for the team.

Thesis: John Madden is a better broadcaster than Ian Eagle

I had no idea there was such great conversation on the DS Facebook page. See you jerks later!

+1

As for music, the kiddo would listen to christmas music year round if I'd let her. or disney music. outside the holidays, I have her liking Neil Young already, so my job is done. she actually likes some darker stuff:

P&F is the best kids show writing ever. Only thing good I can get my little girl to watch is classic Scooby Doo. I love that shows from the '60s still hold up.

C'mon Eli, let me help you see over the line.

You know, anabolic steroids, more than maybe anything else they do for the body, decrease the production of fat cells and adipose tissue. So what I'm saying is, I would like to start using anabolic steroids.

"Sorry, I switched over to the Pitt/GT game, what's happening...oh fuck."

Shit, and here I thought Charles Barkley was bad at beer pong.

looks like he still has those great hams, uh, i mean hands.

Circumcision DUAN: