Lady, have you never heard of a Sit-N-Spin?

Chris Bosh thinks a belt is as necessary to his outfit as he is to his team. Zing.

Pastor Tim, who chose his favorite team based on his dream job, quickly went a-diggin' under his church, only to be disappointed yet again. Time to send that resume off to the Lutheran Church in Golden, Colorado.

"He might be a couple tacos short, if you know what I'm saying. He's a couple donuts short of a dozen, if you know what I mean. He's a few slices short of a loaf, if you catch my drift. What I'm saying, is he doesn't have enough food to feed his family."

I'll take what's behind door #2 instead.

Mr Grey, do you find it ironic that the sex ads that replied to you are NOT in the grey, but your comment still is?

It's so he can moonlight as Uncle Fester's stunt double for all the scenes where he gets hit on the top of his head and you only see the top of his head. There's lots of those scenes. He gets paid real good.

Even more disappointed was Charlotte-area Cub Scout member Timmy O'Connor on his outing to the Great Smoky Mountains National Park when Ric Flair ran in front of him and prevented him from entering the park, saying, that's my Nature, Boy.

welp, looks like we need a vote over on sidespin. who can do the multiple polls in one post?

since nobody else will put in a vote for him, a fringe candidate for me would be al franken— one of my fav sketches — mobile satellite reporter — and contributions to the game as a writer.

You're trolling I assume with Kattan and the like. This group is like the dead-ball era of baseball in that I wish they were dead.

I keep this episode on DVR and play it the day pitchers and catchers report.

Hey man, give him a break. He'd been working around the cock trying to figure out which asshole sold his vote, and he was tired.

Just how he came into this world. Circle of life.

or fecal, you know.

Well I certainly hope that Lyrical Ho doesn't lick anything in this office. fetal coliform bacteria aren't something you should ingest.

12'? That's really tall, but I'm not sure that qualifies them as titans.

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