In retaliation, she told Herko, Lawson tried to break her phone against a wall. When it didn't shatter, he ran it under a faucet.

And to think, if he'd just waited 3 more months, he'd be congratulated for being involved in her pushing.

American Hero Bobby Ross Saved A Barry from an NFL Record.

Oh great, now we're going from "is Jonny Gomes a Douchebag?" to "Does Jonny Gomes eat assholes?"

Nobody has gone back and forth between two teams this often since that Native American guy who specialized in playing behind 2nd base.

How long until A-Rod figures out a way to repress the expression of his myostatin?

Betsy is survived by her 23 children, 106 grandchildren, but not Jovan Belcher.

Todd Haley has his own line of "Todd Haley Ate Here" jorts for women.

Todd Haley still takes the little league team to Dairy Queen when they lose, but they're only allowed to order a small Mr Misty.

Todd Haley > Tebow

Todd Haley's deadspin handle is superpooperfart.

Todd Haley has a shirt that reads "Vaccines don't give kids autism, I do."

Todd Haley takes the roll of toilet paper with him when he's finished.

The license plate on Todd Haley's camaro reads "My other ride is a camaro."
The plate on that car? "My other ride is your mom."

Todd Haley could do this or your mom all day.

Todd Haley ends all team meetings with "Try not to fag it up out there today."

Todd Haley paints racing stripes on footballs to make them faster

I will never attire of Emmitt Smith jokes

Boys, that's not what I meant when I said here in the Rockies organization, we're all about teamwork.