How many other people were copied on the email?

Just like his coach, he's heading for a Great White Garden

Fucking Oliver Perez

Where I grew up, a Jolly Rancher was a euphemism for a gay cowboy. Of course, where I grew up, we were dumb.

I'm standing by my Goose Munched

Goose Munched

The way you tell is by asking him to punt a football. If it hits the underside of a bridge, he's probably a troll.

Its nice to see the other guy in the picture supporting Braun with a jersey counting down the time until Braun gets to play again.

OJ Simpson step out of prison. "I'm free!"

Auctioneer: Going once, going twice, going three times! Sold!
[Auctioneer hands 2006 championship ring to man]
Matt Leinert [smirks]

I agree! Put back up the JoePa statue! wait, what?

Way to round out a great day or two of yinzer coverage dom

Houston, huh? I thought that only happened in Philly.

No Michael, no matter how much of it you snort, it wont turn you into the hulk.

And to think, the Yankees never had to pay that much for a wasted season from Mickey Mantle.

The New England Petriots just signed this guy:

Cocker Spaniel bad nipper

I signed your crack (baby)!

Birthday cakes: an oral history.

God bless you Dom. I know I will never miss a burgh story with you around. May your gumbands never break, and may your shirt never be caught in a jaggerbush.