-24 (Pirates 2nd half record)

Although if his last name was Fleury, that map would have a lot more holes in it.

Having to click through, like, three links to get to the actual link > IMGebow

Yes.
No.
Wait, will he still be allowed to take a dump in the stands?
Okay then.

Voiceover: "Wave your arms to let the bear know you are human."

How did UEA get a promo for part III of Derek Jeter in Buttland on ESPN? Is that what he's been up to these last couple of months? Writing his 'thesis' my ass.

Manny Ramirez, MattinglysSideburns, that dude's feet skin — man, everything's coming back today. What a great way to kick off the holiday weekend.

Man, product placement is EVERYWHERE these days.

I kept hoping he'd show up in the commentors tourney

Also, Barry Bonds killed Laci Peterson

I don't know, I'm pretty sure in Ohio computer screens only allow votes for trolls to count.

It's not nice of them to laugh at A Rod's career like that. I mean, it's sitting right there.

I hear Hernandez caused Mad Cow disease

If you think that's impressive, there's been 9 guys ON THE FIELD in Pittsburgh doing a magic trick for 81 games.

I tried to exchange my Ben Roethlisberger jersey after his escapades, but all I was offered was a Homestead Negro league jersey.

I'd feel perfectly comfortable around him in the months of April and May.

That's great, but what is Jim Carrey doing in Texas promoting a movie that came out two years ago?

My take home from this is that Heinz field is 12 years old? How is that possible? 3Rivers4ever