Man, that makes me smile.

Ah, if only the Brewers were back in the AL where they belong instead of the Astros...the Pirates would still have had 20 consecutive losing seasons, but just barely.

Hence the old rhetorical question, "Do penguins poop in Joe Maddon's chair?"

What might scar young kids for life though are some of the "Today's Horoscope" gifs over at sidespin.

Look, look, look at my crotch!

Ballpark cop: Okay, who started the fight?

OH GOD, HERE'S THE OTHER ONE!

When asked how hard it was to restrain their teammate, Indians players said it was a piece of cake.

Maybe he could've put a small picture of Waldo somewhere in the picture instead? Would that have been better? Its not like he said something about how the wheel chair division will be even more competitive at next year's marathon. That would have been offensive and not funny. See the difference?

He was the Brett Favre of broadcasters.

I wear my 'Pirates, rebuilding since '92' shirt with pride

+1

"I disagree."

"Nah, IDGAF [I don't give a fuck] I got Reno. Nothing’s gonna happen if it goes to court."

Oh God, why couldn't have Palm Sunday been a couple of weeks earlier this year!?!

Here's the best analysis I've seen so far (no, I am not affiliated with the site)

Ray, I say that goes on the ledger as 4-5yds

Listen, I just wish they had told us which shoes are better for punting a football farther.

Hi Sally, do you consider yourself a magician, or just a mentalist?

I'm so glad they always answer. great start to my day.