I'm not so sure that was the real Hines Ward. Certainly of mixed Asian decent, but he didn't throw a cheap shot when nobody was looking.

Katie: Why didn't you want a real girlfriend at Notre homosaywhat?

Most of those guys do have an abundance of recessive alleles, if you know what I mean.

and so it begins...

who will be more obnoxious, JoePa defenders or Te'O defenders?

Can you explore the Mormon/Catholic angle for us?

You know what Deadspin? Enough already with the bashing of amateur athletics. Some of us still do believe in the ideal of the student athlete and things like loyalty, honesty, and tradition, so let up already.

+1 Operation Shutdown

If bees is meat, yellow jacket need to be in the top 15.

Pictured: Porter raising both his arms for the last time

The dumbest sentence you'll read today? Sounds like a challenge to UEA.

The AFC called it a "genuine mistake" inserted by a new writer who saw "Sand Monkeys" wrongly listed as the team's nickname on its Wikipedia page. The team's actual nickname is the {Jacksonville} Jaguars, and the Wikipedia page has been corrected.

Not as cute: Croc Ellis

Jesus, did Jagr ever let himself go during this lockout.

I can't wait to see how the Pirates somehow lose this too.

"The playoffs aren't happening, and the winning season likely won't, either. "

Now I see why the Packers lost on Sunday. They only had 4 offensive lineman.

Poor Lynn Hoppes. He already had a great "where are they now" piece half-way written.

Fan on left: "Which one is Adrian Gonzales?"

Worst adaptation of "The Road" ever.