yeah, c'mon, these Stanford kids already have a leg up.

Maverick? I'm the original Maverick! I was doing things with underage Asian boys years ago that you wouldn't believe! I'm talking cages, gun play, bondage. Todd Hoffner a Maverick? hmmpf.

Wait, is Paternoing a thing like Tebowing now?

SC's mascot should be a big ass snake, cause that's just what the gators gonna do to them this year — DERRR.

"We're all really jacked about this information, Joe."

I was about to buy in, but my spiritual advisor Zoltan advised me to invest in moon rocks instead.

+Zoltan

From the Tebow bible: 2 Samuel 22:33-34 "[God] made my feet like the feet of deer, and my throwing arm, also, like the foot of a deer."

where's Universal enveloping algebra on this post? I was hoping to see JIBL part III.

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