I do prefer the 350/370Z’s

There was this white BMW that I would see every day on my commute to work. He would cut back in forth through the lanes, cutting people off (I mean like 1 or 2 feet of space), tale gate them, and flash his headlights/honk his horn at everyone. I saw the car enough to know the plate number. This was a daily issue, not…

It’s florida man’s ex wife

*Demon Pacifica

“the car is probably worth more now as a piece of art than when it was just a plain old Lamborghini.”

In fairness, Coronas make sense in these films because it takes also requires suspension of disbelief to think it’s a good beer.

The fuck? Nobody knew what Corona was in the 1990s? That’s bullshit, flat out, not true. Corona is, and was then, a mass market beer, and (I’ve been told) was the beer to buy at any event at which Jimmy Buffet performed. Everybody knew what it was, and they loved the nuance of dropping a lime sliver in the top. It was…

To be fair, for Patrick to buy an IROC-Z, he’d probably have to register as a sex offender. I don’t blame him for lacking that courage.

Don’t be a dick, it’s all in the piece.

Can we please, please have a follow up to this WCSIB? I realize it’s tough for regular participants to follow up, but it would be really great to have a step by step of this through the whole process.

Erin, Jalopnik needs a gangster. Someone on this team needs a black sedan with a V8 and a trunk big enough for bodies. Someone who’ll answer the phone and show up with the wheels, no questions asked. So why not you?

I like the way you think. However, anyone who would subject one of these to Detroit roads and rust belt winters deserves a special place in Hell.

The Autozam is amazing, but if you want a little more practicality, get a Pao. They’re adorable and still pretty cheap to import. Not much performance, sure, but you’ll be sitting on the wrong side, so it’ll still be exciting.

Since manual-diesel Miatawagon is not an actual thing...

Saabaru’s are fairly nice looking. They feel more ru than sa inside but the average human will think you’re classy while Jalops will chat you up every fill-up. Great choice!

I have an idea that’s not a G37 for once! (Although nice ones can be had for under 20 all day...) Anyway:

First of all my condolences.

I need something interesting and practical. I live in an area where insurance costs are the highest in the nation, so whatever I get should be safe and considered cheap to insure. I’d like something unique, small, reliable and yet fun to drive.

OH YEAH!!!

I bet they didn’t use their blinker when they turned into the wall.