If I need to have my Jalopnik Membership revoked for this, so be it. But in all honesty, I just don’t see the point of this car.

Am I the only one who is a bit scared for the general public because of idiots who buy these cars and can’t control them properly?

Anytime I get a Hellcat in for service, I always check the max speed on the vehicle info on the dash. The highest I’ve seen is 165mph. I routinely see anywhere between 120-155mph. It’s never been below that.

Not completely sure how one gets branded a total dumbass for seeing what a car can do. I’ve found the top on everything I’ve ever driven, at some point. Fastest were my ‘94 Impala SS at 144 mph, and my ‘96 9C2 Caprice retired cop car, at 155. Hell even my punky 1.5L ‘98 Protege gets to bounce off the limiter at 92…

A rod is a unit of measurement used in defining area

Weird. The guy that actually signed it into law gets blamed for signing it into law. #themoreyouknow

Take the Peachtree exit, turn left onto Peachtree at the intersection of Peachtree and Peachtree, drive a few miles till you hit Peachtree. From then it will be clear sailing till you get to the onramp at Peachtree.

When we do long-haul travel, any rules about screen time go out the window. As long as you’re quiet, you play whatever the hell you want on your 3DS.

have a friend show up wearing just a Borat mankini and shoes to test the theory.

Did you have to replace the turbo? Any special maintenance? I want to keep driving my WRX hatchback until they come to their senses and start making one again.

...my upper body is wide...

I have a feeling that in the morning the priority question at every DOT in the country will be “What do we have stored under our overpasses and could any of it do the same thing if it burned?”

No, but you can certainly take a golf club to a 200k-mile car.

As a formerly large person (400+ lbs), flying was not comfortable for me or the person sitting next to me. I had to use the seat belt extender, and usually put the chair arm up. I felt horrible for the person next to me. Most of the time when we flew, we would buy 3 tickets for 2 of us (my wife was large too).

Yeah so not kicked off but... my then girlfriend, now Wife, and I were on a plane coming back from vacation. It was a 3 hour flight and we both must have ate something that was not settling well with us. We were both letting off stinkers left and right. Now I though it was just me creating this stink and she thought…

No one buys a used Diesel Ram. They buy a used Cummins. The Ram is just the package that it comes in.

a knock knock joke would have been better

Um, isn’t that how we got into that recession in the first place, except with houses?

Auto loans are tanking, there is no doubt about it. We’ve seen it coming for a couple of years now, and it doesn’t show any signs of stopping. A few things will deaden the blow, though:

It’s fine. Making an ass of myself on this site is becoming something of a hobby. At least I like eggs