This is Jalopnik. It was a wagon. Watch your mouth sir!

Subaru should send her like stuff for life.

Can you point to this doll and tell us where the car hurt you?

I cant either. This isnt a crime, its a protectionist racket.

Maybe victimless crime should not take a priority.

I’m so relieved we finally solved our drugs, terrorism and human trafficking problems so that law enforcement can focus on the things that really matter.

The ruffled velour is a latino thing.

I thought this couldn’t get worse from the article... my morbid curiousity made me click on the CL ad which is when I noticed this:

I can only assume the people that voted NP voted before that interior picture loaded. The consequences of a slow internet connection...

But their guide dogs were pleading “No, no, press the other one…”!

I saw the pictures and didn’t even need to read the description to make a judgment. The dashboard material looks like elephant foreskin.

MY PHONE WAS HACKED

LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

If that’s a “show car” I’m going to show myself out.

I think the most alarming revelation about this vehicle is that it isn’t located in New Jersey.

At least you can be sure nobody had sex in it. Between the laughing and vomiting that the interior induces, there wouldn’t be time.

So I’m guessing the guy’s gang members are trying to sell his car to make bail for him. It’s nice that they’re not just going to leave him there before he turns state’s evidence and they all get convicted. I wonder how many “hides” the car has and if there are any illegal drugs or guns still in it.

I don’t want a full-size Autobahn bruiser like an M5 or an RS7, but I get the appeal and why they exist. It’s not like BMW gave up making small, relatively lightweight performance cars and only makes 4,000 pound luxocruisers now. If you want something small and agile, buy an M2.

SORRY — Last post — I own a 1969 Galaxie 500 Convertible. Its 18 feet long and has a lazy but insanely fun 429/7.0 mill. It weighs .........3800 LBS. Good night and good luck!

If I booked a flight on Spirit and found a riot at the ticket counter, I wouldn’t be surprised at all.

Went straight for the NP button when I saw that price

“All cars are flyin’ cars if ya got a ramp!” Emeritus Professor of Aerodynamics, Bo Duke