No doubt fun, but still a strange kit car. Of course, as we have detailed before, cars like this are not made for people over 6' tall. But even if I was vertically-challenged, I don’t think I could see dropping $25,000 for this.

There is only one correct response to this reveal:

Damn. Y’all have seen some real unicorns around. The rarest I’ve seen in Winnipeg is probably a Honda Beat.

Dude my entry was going to be a LaForza too! There was a guy in my parent’s neighborhood who had an old Range Rover Classic, an AMC Eagle, and a LaForza. IN THE SAME DRIVEWAY.

Stan “the verifier” Jorgensen had gallstones and then his daughter had to have an emergency tonsilectomy and then it was chinese new years and then it was lent awareness week.

Sort of like how the DMV works here.

...FCA owners’ ennui.

Why do we want Alfa Romeo to succeed if it is unable to succeed on its own merits?

^THIS

Designing/Engineering to the LCD just LOWERS the LCD further over time...

This has been my theory from the get go....and the response has pretty much been “Shut up, Tom....Alfa!”

Things like this are going to kill Alfa before it even gets off of the ground in the US. At $70k, their target market isn’t enthusiasts, it’s people with money who want something different. The second time this car goes into limp home after a remote start, their target market isn’t going to buy an OBDII for the first…

I have an Alfa Romeo. I love my car. I would NEVER rely on it for daily transportation. But it’s 34 years old and cobbled together from three different cars, so not an experience that’s applicable to a new one. The car is honestly over-engineered and possesses some truly amazing tech for a car designed in the 1970s. Ch…

Why write it? Because far too many outlets are just giving Alfa a pass on sub-par quality control “Because Alfa” when in fact very few of the auto-journos that actually buy new cars will plop down their hard earned cash for a new Alfa. Meanwhile, real consumers, with real money to spend, who are interested in the…

Me: Hey, uh... this condom has holes it.

Ok, you buy one.

I know what I have. PRICE FIRM.  NO LOWBALLERS!

Meth head (also in a pickup) went apeshit on our block a few years ago. Took out several parked cars, then turned up a driveway, went completely through a closed brick garage, across the backyards, and through the back wall of the brick garage on the next block over. First thing the guy did after coming to a stop was t…

Hits ramp, freeze frame in mid air...

At one of those salvage auto sales places:

This would still sell on AutoTrader for $35k.