I just had this weird computer thing last winter - 2015 Wrangler JK, the language settings had reverted to Spanish from English every morning for like three days. Then it stopped doing that. I have no idea what I was doing, I think it just knew I wanted Tecate and tacos somehow.

On my BMW, there was a stick on the other side of the steering wheel to the wipers. Absolutely no idea what it was for. I think they just felt going symmetrical balanced things out?

so like this is the 18th VW post, seems like a theme, just sayin’

The Range Rover toolkit has a chewable cyanide pill for air suspension failures.

I am happily married, and I mean this in only the most respectful way, but I am in love with your wife.

I saw this guy once in a black Cadillac that had 3 headlights and only one tailfin. He seemed pretty proud of it, apparently it was a steal.

What’s the deal with Ferraris and their external combustion engines?

I had a 97 grand am whose windshield wipers would not work unless you punched the bottom of the steering wheel first. It was one of the few times where I got frustrated with an issue, got pissed, hit something, and then the problem solved itself.

“2. Wife’s approval? Beg forgiveness, don’t ask permission.”

If your knock knock jokes can fill a thousand plus seat theater any given night, then yeah you should probably try making a living out of it...

The banana I just ate has stronger reading comprehension than you do.

What’s the TPM on that thing? (Tires/mile)

Kei car + LS swap = FUN

“Go home car, I’m drunk!”

true. Between lawyers, tickets, bail bonds, etc etc it would take some seriously underfunded legislation to let it happen. Maybe if alcohol companies got behind it? But then again are they ever going to actually get behind you drinking in your car, even if fully autonomous?

too much money to be made in the drunk driving field to ever get to that point

Remember when Dems made jokes about Dubya and complained about how ‘bad’ he was? What percentage of those people would vote for a Dubs third term over Trump right now? 101%?

Hey remember when republicans hated Clinton and democrats liked him?

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

It’s probably 18" with an ExtenZe tape measure though...😄