TEACHES DISCIPRINE!

Lots of pictures of guys with labs.

How to start a car with a rope:

Yeah! Fuck regulations on vehicles. Let’s allow semi-trucks pull 200,000 lb of freight. Let’s allow cars to have 1200 lumen flashlights as headlights. Catalytic converters? Fuck that noise. Emissions requirements? Don’t tell me I can’t pollute the air with whatever quantity of poison I want!

The crime is endangering everyone they share a roadway with.

Glad this happened to your friend. Maybe he’ll learn his lesson and not completely ruin his car next time.

The X-Files episode ‘Syzygy’ doubles as a safety video.

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

He is only three apples high. It seems to irk him.

NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Hundreds die when flying stage collapses on crowd.

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

Now I am not usually weirded out by bugs of any sort. I’m pretty much fine with all of them, even the big-ass spiders.

I know the car/relationship metaphor is overused and it’s not very politically correct, but... this Thing really is like my ex.

You’re right - we shouldn’t bother trying to create anything new, as we’ve already achieved maximum Minecraft. Any attempts are to be squashed.

Gaming is done guys! We’ve reached the end - it was a good ride. Everyone can stop dreaming up new stuff and just play old stuff.

Huh, telling me I should bow down before the one I serve? That I’ll get what I deserve? Because, before I’d give Trump control, I can think of a lot of things I’d rather do.

Wait until you're 40. I'm embarrassed to even come to these sites anymore, honestly. Cesspools, the lot.

There are Four Rules of Gun Safety. If these are followed, everybody stays safe.

The Four Rules

Who the fuck didn’t clear their weapon for a demonstration? Or did they think using live rounds during one was a good idea?