TEACHES DISCIPRINE!

How to start a car with a rope:

Yeah! Fuck regulations on vehicles. Let’s allow semi-trucks pull 200,000 lb of freight. Let’s allow cars to have 1200 lumen flashlights as headlights. Catalytic converters? Fuck that noise. Emissions requirements? Don’t tell me I can’t pollute the air with whatever quantity of poison I want!

The crime is endangering everyone they share a roadway with.

Glad this happened to your friend. Maybe he’ll learn his lesson and not completely ruin his car next time.

The X-Files episode ‘Syzygy’ doubles as a safety video.

He is only three apples high. It seems to irk him.

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

I know the car/relationship metaphor is overused and it’s not very politically correct, but... this Thing really is like my ex.

You’re right - we shouldn’t bother trying to create anything new, as we’ve already achieved maximum Minecraft. Any attempts are to be squashed.

Gaming is done guys! We’ve reached the end - it was a good ride. Everyone can stop dreaming up new stuff and just play old stuff.

Huh, telling me I should bow down before the one I serve? That I’ll get what I deserve? Because, before I’d give Trump control, I can think of a lot of things I’d rather do.

Wait until you're 40. I'm embarrassed to even come to these sites anymore, honestly. Cesspools, the lot.

Nothing—NOTHING—about those rules requires a robot. Four. We're talking about exactly four rules that are the minimum standard for being responsible. If you cannot train yourself to always follow them, then you are automatically disqualified from any right to gun ownership.

There are Four Rules of Gun Safety. If these are followed, everybody stays safe.

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

The Four Rules

Who the fuck didn’t clear their weapon for a demonstration? Or did they think using live rounds during one was a good idea?

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Damn pidgeys.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.