Goddamnit I hate that I snort laughed at that.

My favorite part of this is the grey car at the very end. It slows down just to make sure that it doesn’t get hit, thinks about it for a moment, and the driver says “Fuck That.” and speeds away.

I had a pretty bad case of Meddybemps once...

Well, once you get in Mianus, you never want to go back.

I don’t think that dolphin is confused.

That painting needs many, many more guns to truly be American.

Wallow in your shame.

You know those people are all just battling for the Gym there.

sonofabitch.

I do not consider myself a gearhead or a true car enthusiast, but this thing is pure sex on four wheels.

You clearly have not been in a Mexican restaurant with only one bathroom.

You know, I’m all for action poses and everything, but wtf is Boba Fett supposed to be doing here?

Huh.
All I tried was calling Costco.

GD it. Who do I have to murder / blow / bribe / send flowers to in order to get a friggin Costco in this town?

I promise, if Wild Kratz goes away entirely, there will be tears.

They won’t be my son’s.

Daniel Tiger AND Wild Kratz seasons leaving??? And nothing new arriving???

No.

I’m pretty surprised the Russians didn’t bribe the right people on this one...