Goddamnit I hate that I snort laughed at that.

God damn. Seriously, fuck Australia.

My favorite part of this is the grey car at the very end. It slows down just to make sure that it doesn’t get hit, thinks about it for a moment, and the driver says “Fuck That.” and speeds away.

I had a pretty bad case of Meddybemps once...

Well, once you get in Mianus, you never want to go back.

Now I am not usually weirded out by bugs of any sort. I’m pretty much fine with all of them, even the big-ass spiders.

You’re welcome.

It was a pretty shitty thing to bring up.

Depends on your diet afterward I would presume.

The surgery itself and recovery is easy as pie. No big deal at all.

Have you had your gall bladder removed? Once that happens, every poop is an emergency poop.

I imagine her bathroom breaks were like

I don’t think that dolphin is confused.

That painting needs many, many more guns to truly be American.

Pff. Wish I could.
Would be a hell of a thing to claim that gym.

Eh. I figured the aliens were swinging by for the PokeStop up there.

Are you me?

Where do you think 4-chan evolved from?

Yes, but so is the concept of “Judge not lest ye be judged.”
I see a whole lot of judging mutherfuckers out there.